Now that the government has approved the hunting ban, we’ve been thinking long and hard about what you can kill that isn't cruel.
Drawing on our natural morbid curiosity (most of the people we know slow down to look at car accidents), we were feeling a bit S&M and had a serious think about what we could destroy that would provoke the most outcry. While we at Substance adore iPods, we just couldn’t resist having a bash. So to speak.

With a heavy heart, and a heavy hammer, this is the result.
Best avert your eyes if the willful destruction of technology causes you pain.